I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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You made out with two different species that night
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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