were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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