what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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