So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Everyone says I win the strip club
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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