So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i think i just naturally attract stoners
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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