hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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