he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
3pm strippers are depressing
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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