Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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