Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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