I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Randomize