I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
