Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i black out too much to be "responsible"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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