can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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