Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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