So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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