just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
how does that bad decision feel?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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