I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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