You really coming over, don't trick.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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