Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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