So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?