Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George