But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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