Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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