Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
this beer tastes like vomit already
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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