I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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