i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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