Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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