"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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