I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
31 Times Kim Kardashian Showed Her Love For Balmain
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
19 Tricks To Help You Join The Mile High Club
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.