considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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