"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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