You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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