remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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