I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
false alarm, still single
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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