You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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