can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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