Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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