Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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