Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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