who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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