New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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