Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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