it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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