K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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