you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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