JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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