I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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