I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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