...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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