Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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