apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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