How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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