no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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