How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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